An opinion for everything and for everything an opinion...
Any adult who wears a digital watch is either a child in reality or incapable or the child like ability of being able to tell time.
What is the obsession with people and their high school reunions...if the greatest accomplishment in your life is high school then you probably don't have much of a life to speak of
Ever wonder why we are still relying on the internal combustion engine, more than 150 years after its initial development...imagine how the world would look if we were still relying on other inventions from the 1800s like the:
Telephone
Light Bulb
Fax Machine
Gas-Electric (Hybrid) Automobile
Refrigerator
Radio
Lawn Mower
Electric Generator
Camera
Electric Motor
Stethoscope
Automobile
Vacuum Cleaner
Stapler
Microphone
Cathode Ray Tube
Seismograph
Motorcycle
Dishwasher
Contact Lens
Color Photography
Remote Control
...man we sure are dumb
Telephone
Light Bulb
Fax Machine
Gas-Electric (Hybrid) Automobile
Refrigerator
Radio
Lawn Mower
Electric Generator
Camera
Electric Motor
Stethoscope
Automobile
Vacuum Cleaner
Stapler
Microphone
Cathode Ray Tube
Seismograph
Motorcycle
Dishwasher
Contact Lens
Color Photography
Remote Control
...man we sure are dumb
Why do parents let their small children get fake tattoos? Why not let them play with fake syringes or fake cigarettes or better still why not give them fake genital warts since we are so eager for them turn into filthy trash people anyway?
Ever notice how atheists are so similar to religious fundamentalists?
Its not enough for them to simply have their atheist beliefs, but they have to spend their time trying to convince the rest of us how right they are and how wrong everyone else is...
Its not enough for them to simply have their atheist beliefs, but they have to spend their time trying to convince the rest of us how right they are and how wrong everyone else is...
Why is leather so fragile in the rain, isn't skin waterproof, or at the very least water resistant?
Would you believe there are people out there (adults) who actually don't know where leather comes from, as if its some type of mystery fabric...
Would you believe there are people out there (adults) who actually don't know where leather comes from, as if its some type of mystery fabric...
Almost everyone has met someone (or sadly may be one) who professes (proudly I might add) that they don't read...as if this is some sort of badge honor...translation, "I'm a moron..."
For the most part most every person most people meet will ever meet will be a colossal disappointment as a person...
Why is each state entitled to a star on the national flag?It was the 13 colonies who sacrificed in the battle against the British; then, after the fact, here come these Johnny Come Lately states saying, "Hey, can we join now that all the fighting is done?" And we say, "Sure! And by the way, here's a star for you."
I say, yeah, they can join, but only the elite 13 get a star -- you want a star, start your own country...
There are some legitimate forms of discrimination, particularly based on intelligence. There is absolutely nothing wrong with being bias against idiots, imbeciles, morons and stupid people.
Have you every noticed how perfectly healthy people will wait for an elevator to go from the 2nd to the first floor or vice versa? How lazy is that?
Who does Delaware think they are fooling? There is no such thing as a first state any more than there is a second or third state in the union. The first thirteen all become states simultaneously long before the US Constitution was ever dreamed and if that is not the case then the Declaration of Independence is lie...
What is the world coming to? Why is it that so many people refuse to wash their hands after using the restroom. One might as well shake hands with their genitals since they don't have the decency to clean themselves?
If you've been invited to a birthday, graduation, retirement, anniversary or any other party where it is customary to bring a gift or (at the very least) a card...and you agree to attend...not showing up does not absolve you from giving that person a card or gift...not doing so simply makes you a jerk and a false friend.
What is it about driving a pick-up truck that turns most people into jerks?
Well another Super Bowl has come and gone...who cares!
Exactly why do so many non-Christians celebrate Christmas? Why are so many people who wouldn't know Jesus from Adam's House Cat clamoring to take Dec 25th off, you don't see Jews celebrating Ramadan or Buddhists jumping for Yom Kippur.
Question to Atheists, Agnostics, and the like: why don't you get your own holiday?
Question to Christians: What do gifts and evergreen trees have to do with the birth of Jesus?
Question to Atheists, Agnostics, and the like: why don't you get your own holiday?
Question to Christians: What do gifts and evergreen trees have to do with the birth of Jesus?
Well the Democrats have won control of Congress, which means big no changes for the country.
ADD and ADHD
Emotional Distress and Anxiety
Wise Cracks
Senility
Stubbornness
Bratiness
Impatience
Insomnia
Impotence
Memory Loss
Hysteria
Granted none of these have been proven, but how can they be dismissed when they haven’t been tried.
Emotional Distress and Anxiety
Wise Cracks
Senility
Stubbornness
Bratiness
Impatience
Insomnia
Impotence
Memory Loss
Hysteria
Granted none of these have been proven, but how can they be dismissed when they haven’t been tried.
Do islamic insurance companies pay on policies for suicide bombers?
Invariably, in life, you will come across someone who swears that the Apollo Moon Landings were a hoax propagated by NASA. It is a complete waste of time to use logical or rational arguments when conversing with such people, as they clearly lack any intellectual capacity whatsoever and should be avoided at all costs.
Why is it that sports fan feel compelled to parade and dance in the streets when a team wins, like French sport fans after their team advanced to the world cup finals? They didn’t do anything but sit on their rear ends and drink…the only people who should be dancing are the team members and maybe the coach and team owner, everyone else should sit down and keep their mouths shut.
What's the deal with parents who take loads of pictures and video of their 1st child but have only a scant few pictures of their 2nd or 3rd child? The message to that 2nd or 3rd child is clear: I don't love you as much as my 1st child and frankly I just don't have time or care to preserve any memory of your childhood. Such people shouldn't have more than one child, better still, people with such attitudes shouldn't have any children...
Simply build the most expensive homes, condos and town homes possible, thus raising overall property values and increasing the tax burden on the downtrodden and other deadbeats, driving them out of the neighborhood.
Who fights harder? The person who isn’t afraid to die or the person who is?
Where people in the 1930s and 40s just clueless? Wouldn’t you expect a person would be just a bit curious when the President of the United States rolls up in his convertible and gives a speech from the back seat without even taking time to get out of the car?
Dogs and Cats are NOT human beings…when someone is talking about their human child, pet owners should not chime in with their 2 cents about what Rover or Spot did yesterday. No one cares about your dog or cat. They aren’t similar…not in the slightest, just accept it!
Stock car racing is perhaps the world’s most inexplicable sport, how entertaining can it possibly be to watch cars ride around in circles hundreds of times?
And anyone who goes to a NASCAR event simply to see a crash should have his head examined, and perhaps even removed…
And anyone who goes to a NASCAR event simply to see a crash should have his head examined, and perhaps even removed…
If you are driving and you notice a person in another car with their arm hanging out of the window, thats a sure fire way to know that person is a moron...no questions asked.
With the exception of the aged and the disabled, the slower a person is (whether it's walking, performing a task, solving a problem, etc...) the dumber that person is...without question, their Synapses simply aren't firing like they should.
What is origin of the word hypocritical? Is that an important hippopotamus?
What is the special attachment people have with pets? Are they lonely? Do they need companionship or do they simply want a mindless creature to serve as non-electronic entertainment. Pets have no real purpose or value unless its a seeing eye dog or some type of well trained monkey, its essentially an eating defecating machine and will remain so until it dies...
Why, in this day and age, are there still mounted police? What value is a mounted policeman while traversing a congested city street? Are we to believe that a policeman on horse patrol can give chase to an assailant in a speeding car? What genius thought this one up?
Why are some people's moods determined by the weather? Anyday that you are alive should be a good day. The world needs rain as much as it needs sun...stop complaining about the weather. Anyone whose fixation on the weather determines whether they are happy or sad doesn't have much of a life to speak of in the first place.
Inevitably throughout the course of your life you will encounter someone who says they hate getting up in the morning and they hate morning people (people happy to get up in the morning). If you are one such person perhaps you should stop getting up in the morning. If your life is so meaningless and devoid of joy, perhaps you should consider killing yourself and spare the rest of us your mindless diatribes.
What the heck is corn beef, either its corn or its beef. And what is hash, such foods defy human understanding and should not be consumed by anyone.
For every high school drop out, there's a parent at home that's earning minium wage, with a prison record, an idiot or all of the above...
Exactly what does a bunny and eggs have to do with Easter? and what parents are foolish enough to tell their child such nonsense...it doesn't say much for the child who belives it either, clearly not a brain surgeon in the making.
You certainly can judge a book by its cover…or more specifically a person. A person who lacks self-respect will carry themselves in a way that clearly demonstrates their worthlessness
There are certain circumstances when discrimination is perfectly acceptable. It is completely within reason to discriminate against stupid people. The dumber a person is or the lower a person's IQ (excluding genuine disabilities), the more oppressed they should be.
To avoid this fate, one must be able to pass the Stupidity Test with a perfect score.
Stupidity Test:
What is the 3rd planet from Sun?
Humans must breathe what element in order to live?
Which is larger 3/4, 1/2 or 2/5?
Who is the President, who is the Vice President of the United States?
America's 3 branches of government are an example of what democratic concept?
As price increases, what happens to demand?
For every action there is an equal and __________.
To avoid this fate, one must be able to pass the Stupidity Test with a perfect score.
Stupidity Test:
What is the 3rd planet from Sun?
Humans must breathe what element in order to live?
Which is larger 3/4, 1/2 or 2/5?
Who is the President, who is the Vice President of the United States?
America's 3 branches of government are an example of what democratic concept?
As price increases, what happens to demand?
For every action there is an equal and __________.
Anyone found guilty of molesting a child should be castrated on the spot, with a rusty knife...then set free without so much as a band-aid.
What the heck is an Emcee? Emcee is not a word...perhaps those who use this non-word are thinking of M.C., which stands for Master of Ceremonies.
Some people contend that they don't eat seafood because it's too "fishy." Well of course its fishy, since the main ingredient is...fish. That's like saying, I don't eat chicken because its too chickeny or pork because its too porky...
The concept of the "working poor" is nonsense...if they were serious about working, they wouldn't be poor.
Why is it that someone will freely wear a T-Shirt, Jacket or Baseball cap that advertises some organization, business or group, without being paid? No newspaper, TV station or magazine would run advertising for free, so why should you?
What is equally perplexing is why adults of sound mine frequently wear sports apparel, when they don’t belong to a sports team and aren’t attending a sporting event, such people are either one of three people: morons, idiots or imbeciles.
What is equally perplexing is why adults of sound mine frequently wear sports apparel, when they don’t belong to a sports team and aren’t attending a sporting event, such people are either one of three people: morons, idiots or imbeciles.
If you are a man who visits strip clubs, then chances are the following generalizations apply to you:
1. You have a medieval view of women, regarding women as objects or servants.
2. You probably don’t have a woman of your own, and deservedly so.
3. If you do have a wife or girlfriend, then she is probably of weak character desperate for attention, hence why she is with you, and you probably treat her like the maid.
4. You will die alone.
1. You have a medieval view of women, regarding women as objects or servants.
2. You probably don’t have a woman of your own, and deservedly so.
3. If you do have a wife or girlfriend, then she is probably of weak character desperate for attention, hence why she is with you, and you probably treat her like the maid.
4. You will die alone.
Poverty should have died out during the Middle Ages. If poor people would stop re-producing then the cycle of poverty would be eliminated. There is no excuse for these people to keep having children they can’t afford…they are selfish.
Why is stalking such a problem in this country? Those who are the victims of stalking should simply turn the tables and stalk their oppressors. These stalkers are like dogs, they can sense fear…and they play on these weaknesses, but if they awoke to a horse’s head in their own bed, they would sing a different tune.
you don’t have a high school diploma (preferably college degree)
you are on public assistance or earn minimum wage
you don’t own a car (exception for residents of NYC)
you don’t have insurance
you are a smoker
you have more than 30% body fat
you don’t believe in saying No to a child
you can’t solve basic algebraic equations
you are a sports fanatic
you sleep more than 9hrs per day
you don’t know how many planets are in the solar system
you don’t read (or can’t read)
you are on public assistance or earn minimum wage
you don’t own a car (exception for residents of NYC)
you don’t have insurance
you are a smoker
you have more than 30% body fat
you don’t believe in saying No to a child
you can’t solve basic algebraic equations
you are a sports fanatic
you sleep more than 9hrs per day
you don’t know how many planets are in the solar system
you don’t read (or can’t read)
If a person has never heard of Wikipedia, they probably aren’t very bright. Why? Because they are, no doubt, content in their ignorance, never yearning to learn more about the world around them.
There is no logical reason for the absence of sweet iced tea outside of the South, anymore than it would make sense not to sweeten lemonade or cola or fruit punch
No one who values their life should eat fried foods for every meal
No one who values their life should eat fried foods for every meal
Citizenship test should be required of all Americans: native born and naturalized. Those that fail should be deported
Any American who can’t identify at least 30 US states on a map should be expelled from the country.
A political speech is about as inspiring as watching grass grow, and far less insightful
The death penalty does not deter crime, but pushing a criminal down a razor blade banister certainly would.
Anyone who does not vote, shouldn’t have the right to do so
Both political parties are inherently the same, with the same motivations and weaknesses
Both political parties are inherently the same, with the same motivations and weaknesses
All men and women are born equal, but they don’t die equal…some people make something of their lives and others become leaches
Racists are those who have accomplished little in their own lives and blame others for their own personal failures
Only the closed minded would believe that water is absolutely necessary for life to exist everywhere in the universe, for all that is known by science 99.9% is unknown
Socialism can’t work, because rewards that are not based on merit will lead to sloth and complacency.
The phrase “I can’t find a job” is false and should be changed to “I won’t take that job”
The phrase “I can’t find a job” is false and should be changed to “I won’t take that job”
Any child who can’t read before entering school has deadbeats for parents
A child should never have a television, telephone, computer or video game system in their room.
Any parent who doesn’t have a picture of their child in their wallet, should give their children up for adoption
A child should never have a television, telephone, computer or video game system in their room.
Any parent who doesn’t have a picture of their child in their wallet, should give their children up for adoption
Anyone who allows a dog to lick their face should have no objection if their neighbor were to do the same.
A prostitute is trash and any man or woman who has paid to have sex with one is also trash.
Public schools cater almost exclusively to the lowest common denominator, those who excel in such a setting, have accomplished nothing of great significance
Private schools, with a few exceptions, are little more than weigh stations for snobs and egocentrics.
Boarding schools are the refuge for unloved children, whose parents view them more as commodities than family.
A person who never reads (magazines not included) is an idiot, pure and simple
Teachers aren’t educators, they’re baby sitters, nannies, disciplinarians, indoctrinators, sex partners and self-esteem police to the children of absentee parents
Private schools, with a few exceptions, are little more than weigh stations for snobs and egocentrics.
Boarding schools are the refuge for unloved children, whose parents view them more as commodities than family.
A person who never reads (magazines not included) is an idiot, pure and simple
Teachers aren’t educators, they’re baby sitters, nannies, disciplinarians, indoctrinators, sex partners and self-esteem police to the children of absentee parents
No one has ever enhanced their appearance with a tattoo, though quite a few people have regressed in appearance
Pink is not an acceptable color for a man, regardless of what Donald Trump may say
Naval rings are unattractive, period
What ever happened to the hat?
Pink is not an acceptable color for a man, regardless of what Donald Trump may say
Naval rings are unattractive, period
What ever happened to the hat?
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